Papa Rocks Words by Douglas Heyes Jr. PAPA ROCKS He picks up a Woman in a little black dress Papa Rocks, Papa Rocks, and her makeup is a mess Early Sunday morning, it is anybody's guess Papa Rocks, Papa Rocks while he's taking off her dress Papa Rocks, Papa Rocks when he's up there on the stage Got a little girl on both arms, they are less than half his age Man, does Papa Rock in every single kind of way We’ll be rolling back the Rock for a shot at Yesterday Papa went Downtown for to start another Show All the Ladies follow him wherever he go He got a bag on his shoulder with a lot of Cash inside Punches pedal to the metal, he gonna take us for a ride Papa Rocks, he sets his clock up on Greenwich mean Time He watches in-flight movies when he's up there flyin’ high I can say that I am lucky cuz he is a friend of mine Now he's off to Kentucky to put his Money on the line Papa loves the Ponies, like he loves the little girls He bought himself a big Estate on the far side of the World He got Rastaman Jamaican blood, skin the color of the Mississippi mud He got a voice like a Bullfrog or a Bumblebee He got a Mustang Sally and a Molly on the side He bought a Red Ferrari just to take ‘em for a ride He took on a Manager who pays off all his bills And he's livin’ in a Mansion up in Beverly Hills We got Rockers, Rappers, Singers and some Dancers You want to pop a cap, man, the trigger is the answer Don't be doing that round here, just crack yourself another beer Flyin’ through the Atmosphere with a double shot of Everclear Everybody parties here, just the kind of thing we do You've been runnin’ after me while I've been chasin’ you We go around in Circles till our Brown Eyes turn to Blue Monday Morning, back to work right down beside the Bayou Papa Rocks, Papa Rocks, he ain't lookin’ at the Clock He got stopped by a Cop and he made him Walk the Chalk The Cop said, Man, I gotta take you to Jail Papa reached in his pocket and said let me make my bail The Cop took a look at the cash in Papa's hand He said, Man, understand, I'm just a Singer in a Band I'm flyin’ through the Universe, and I don't have a plan The Cop just grinned and shook his head, said, you don't understand There's a girl back in town, and she says you knocked her up On a cold winter night in a Chevy pickup truck Papa kind of looked at him and just said what the fuck? I don't even own a freakin’ pickup truck I'm just an old Musician with a too familiar face Take another look, I'm just like half the human race Man, I gotta go to play a brand-new place Hey Man, I got a plan, I'm going to lay the place to waste Papa came on about 11:00, the Boys in the Band were really hot to Rock The girl from downtown was kickin’ back in Bobby socks There's a Thunder from outside from that screamin’ pickup truck Turns out that Papa lied and he really pushed his luck Papa Rocks, Papa Rocks, he ain't never gonna stop Gonna take us all to school like a cool silver fox You'll be lookin’ like a fool in a cardboard box Open up Pandora's Box by just pickin’ all her locks OUTRO: Papa Rocks, Papa Rocks, till your dad out on the floor See you later, Papa Rocks, we'll be coming back for more *********